Giant octopus ‘breaks down’ in Oxford Circus causing traffic chaos in Central London

Apologies to any clients struggling to reach our Cavendish Conference Centre today. A lorry carrying a giant octopus has broken down in the middle of Oxford Circus, just a couple of hundred meters from the venue. The eight-legged creature is causing traffic chaos throughout central London. Transport for London urged motorists to ‘approach with care’, while baffled onlookers tried to work out what was going on.